NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE (Copyright 2010 - Slightly Sedated)
There’s nothing about you        That’s even remotely appealing
Like smoke in  a mirror                You’re a trick of the light
You throw down a dare                But run from a fight
What mom and dad told you        That was just a lie
But you twist just like a religion    And feel guilty for being alive
It’s not so hard to be                       Someone you can trust
I wish that I could hurt you        The same way you did me
Always acting like a friend            Until someone was in need
Then you turned and walked away    Like the hypocrite you are
You’re nothing but excuses, For all your lame ass uses
You’re completely useless on guitar
Your voice is so annoying, And the sex that you’re deploying
Wouldn’t get you laid in a gay bar