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Delco Barbie , she's oh so sweet
from her synthetic snatch to her cute plastic feet
Delco Barbie, Mattel makes them all,
you'll find them at Macy's in the Springfield Mall (look out)
Aston Barbie is a young sassy thing
She hangs there a 5 points with her diamonds and Bling
Her Ken's from the Ridge and he always wears leather
She comes with a Mustang, sunglasses and a shirt made of
pleather (and what is that)
Springfield Barbie just moved from South Philly
goes back there for funerals, pizza,
bakery and such
drives a Ford Minivan, she's easily lost
She comes with a cell phone, no idea what that costs (that's
your problem)
Upper Darby Barbie just
got out on parole
has a
9mm handgun, and Meth Lab kit she stole
drives a Chevy,
tinted windows, after dark she won't stop,
You must buy her with cash, unless you
are a cop
(then we don't know what you're talking about).
Delco Barbie , she's oh so sweet
from her synthetic snatch to her cute plastic feet
Delco Barbie, Mattel makes them all,
you'll find them at Macy's in the Springfield Mall (look out)
The Chadds Ford Barbie
is a sure fire yuppie
she comes with BM'er
and a gold labrador puppy.
her own Starbucks
cup, country club membership.
Her Ken's best friend is a cute boy named
Skip (and you can't afford any of them)
ddystone
Barbie with a NASCAR tattoo
Her Wrangler jeans are too small, Ken's gotta mullet
hairdo
drives an old pickup truck, with Hank Williams Jr.
CD
She can spit over 5 feet
when drunk, believe' a you me. (oh and a confederate flag bumper
sticker absolutely free).
Delco Barbie , she's oh so sweet
from her synthetic snatch to her cute plastic feet
Delco Barbie, Mattel makes them all,
you'll find them at Macy's in the Springfield Mall (look out)